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 No.5993[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Remember Lizzies it's bad to hold negative emotions since they build up.
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 No.6742

>>6741
>saying accounting is bad?

It's a job that involves working in a office and interacting with people all day, how can it not be awful? Trueliz jobs are low paying and out of the public spotlight. Like a ditch digger or a night watchman.

>how liz can possibly become unemployed

"liz isn't coming with us to the bar after work, yeah, let's not renew that weirdo's contract"

 No.6743

>>6742
>Trueliz jobs are low paying and out of the public spotlight.
Sadly this is true. Can't even make decent money without having to deal with people. Even working in IT, you have to talk with other people constantly. Shit is fucked.

 No.6745

>>6739
I'm glad somebody around here has some self-respect.
>>6742
Let's not do the whole truliz thing. Being a Big 5 accountant is like *the* boring white collar salaried position. Nothing wrong with being a bean counter if you're not trying to excite anyone.
>>6743
Guess what: you are a person too and it is just as singularly unpleasant to deal with you as it is for you to deal with them.

 No.6746

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>>6745
>Let's not do the whole truliz thing.

But how will we know who's the most pure among us?

>Nothing wrong with being a bean counter

It's not the work so much as the office setting. Most offices don't even seem to have closed cubicles these days, they're these open office nightmares. I'd probably be driven to suicide if I had to work in an environment like this.

Not to criticize guys who work in these places too much. We all have to eat shit in life. I'm just saying there could be better jobs out there for someone who doesn't like dealing with people.

 No.6756

I'm done with my second cat.
From time to time pees on my pillows. It happened like once every month.
Didn't scold her or anything.
Thought I was not giving her enough attention or something.

Lately it was more frequent.
Like 5 days in a row. Yesterday two pillows. Today my blanket,bed and pillow.
I was petting her often,played kindly even more because I thought it's my own fault. Vet checked her and everything was fine. Litter box is clean lol

At this point we're thinking about sending her free at countryside and brining food every weekend.


 No.6617[Reply]

Are aliens real?
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 No.6723

>>6713
>I dont know much about them

take enough DMT and they'll appear before you

>although maybe devil magic comes to play

Maybe? Half of Hollywood already admitted to being into the occult. Mostly Wicca and Santeria.

 No.6724

>>6723
>Take enough DMT and they'll appear before you
No thanks, I dont like to go to jail, nor do I want to end up retarded (before you go insane, I have talked with many dmt users online and all are annoying people, nearly akin to crackheads). And as I have said before, different cultures described different appearances, it could be these "elves" are someone's imagination based on someone they used to/still trust (parent, spouse, friend, etc), the stuff these elves supposedly say sound really similar to something you'd hear from a friend or family member, also the fact that they speak english (despite being organisms that likely evolved in different conditions) makes me skeptical

 No.6725

>>6723
> Half of Hollywood already admitted to being into the occult. Mostly Wicca and Santeria.
And most of Hollywood are retards, these are the same people who have casual sex (and herpes) and take crack then cry about it online. They are so obsessed with attention that they do anything that they like since they live in a deluded world (look at the stuff these celebrities say online, they just speak gibberish and sjw talking points). And also a lot of hollywood or hippies or rich girls (who as I said before, are basically retards who try and act special, hence why a lot like wicca, to act "unique")

 No.6735

>>6713
>it's a wonder how they havent became homeless from all the dumb shit they waste their money on
You have to be nigger-tier stupid to go broke after a certain threshold. They make tons of money passively, doing nothing. Most of their time is occupied with convincing people they're actually investing or real estate geniuses, and not fortunate bums.

 No.6755

>>6679
Well I cant find the image of the abductees, but I do have other images of different accounts of 'aliens' and they look similar to the "demon" thing
https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20120502/x_files_02.jpg
https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20120502/x_files_19.jpg < remotely similar but not really.
I dont believe in aliens or demons but it interesting how they are similar in appearance at times


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 No.6009[Reply]

Hi Lizzies, this is a thread where you can post how your day was.
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 No.6731

>>6730
whether he made money or not, at least he wasn't showing off his butthole while a bunch of strangers took pictures of him

 No.6734

>>6729
lmao, you can chill out now I had them just for one day under sunglasses when out in public.
>It's already going to go public and easy to find anyways
Oh no, my imaginary friends are going to make fun of me when they find out.
>trannytard
and that's a proof that this silly PR stunt will be successful
Dang it, I should have put some colorful wig on my dumb bald head for bonus trigger points

 No.6751

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it's starting to get hot outside again

 No.6752

>>6751
It's my first summer in my new apartment and the sun shines directly to my balcony all day.
It's going to be hellishly hot all summer.

 No.6753

>>6752
>sun shines directly

It's the same with my place, and I mostly sleep during the day which enhances the problem. And yet every year I'm too lazy to get AC.

>It's going to be hellishly hot all summer.

God help us.


 No.6749[Reply]

average vaccine taker

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 No.6681[Reply]

It's basically a drug you can take via mouth that could potentially reduce your sex drive (at the cost of also reducing infant caring and food sharing).
Unlike other sex-drive killing drugs, this doesnt affect your testosterone production (as current research available shows so far), instead it messes with your oxytocin receptors which probably cuts/reduces the pathway to sex. So far it has only been tested on monkey (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2712625/) not even chimps so it's effects could be different for humans. Beside it possibly making you less likely to share food and care for infants, it's also expensive as hell and only obtainable in laboratories. If any rich smart lizards are reading this, you should experiment on humans with this drug and see the effects, sex drive is shit (although I heard that a sex-drive has been linked to a drive for other things in that case maybe experiment if this drug only kills your sex drive or kills motivation for other things)
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 No.6692

>>6681
waking off once or twice a day works as well and doesn't involve taking potentially harmful drugs

 No.6693

so it basicaly makes you egoistic and maybe not interested in social behaviour?

Sounds like it's going to make one even more alienated.

imo it may become huge in nootropic community. I don't think it will do good on normal ppl.

 No.6694

>>6682
I never said I dont have a sex drive, in fact I have a high one and it's pretty annoying.
>>6692 I also dont like wanking because it feels ape-like/primitive.
>>6686 I brought it up because if you have a smaller sibling, also I doubt women would even need this drug since they practically have the sex drive of a dying fish.
>>6693 Ehhh I dont know, it's not like you're going to be caring for infants or share food with others anytime soon, plus you can always fake it like psycopaths do

 No.6695

Nah. Research taoism, sexual transmutation and brahmacarya instead.

 No.6697

>>6695
I dont believe in your buddhist/eastern stuff. Also without a sex-drive, wouldnt your taoist stuff be easier to do since you wouldnt be tempted? Not everyone is blessed with a low sex drive, I can abstain from it for a month but I still have thoughts of sex, which is annoying


 No.5999[Reply]

We're back!
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 No.6636

Finally found some new genre,
it's called SCENECORE
Kinda cringe and most tracks are shit but some have cool beats lool
I especially like those sounding like old trance with witch house
"RAWR XD"

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 No.6517[Reply]

I just found this board I use wizchan I take it this is an offshoot of wizchan can I get some lore about this place.
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 No.6605

>>6544
lizards are cold blooded and try to keep away from warmies and warm places, you can call wizchan a place that became warm

 No.6607

>>6605
makes sense

 No.6654

https://web.archive.org/web/20170903160021/https://wizchan.org/meta/res/34991.html

I’m 85% sure there was an earlier /liz/ meme thread in meta too, possibly 2015/2016. I remember posting in them.

 No.6664

>>6654
I just remember some guy posting "lizchan when" with a lizard picture on different boards starting around late 2014. I don't know if it was an inside joke before then.

 No.6665

>>6664
>some guy posting "lizchan when" with a lizard picture

so that's how it all started


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 No.6639[Reply]

How do I stop being cringe?
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 No.6656

Had a pretty bad cringe incident at work this week. Even my supervisor was cringing at me while I was explaining myself. I think it's a lack of sleep and weed overuse that's causing me to mess up so much.

 No.6657

>>6656
>no details
Sage

 No.6658

>>6657
Instead of checking the most obvious place for something I made a big fuss about losing it, making myself look like a total idiot. Happy?

 No.6659

>>6658
They probably won't remember that incident in the humdrum of their lives.

 No.6661

>>6659
Maybe. I goof up to the point that most people probably see me as cartoonish and let a lot of my quirks pass. This incident was pretty bad though, for about a day it felt like all my dignity was zapped.


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 No.6567[Reply]

Hello lizzies.

I have recently been especially saddened by the deterioration of the chan community. 4chan is a shit hole that is filled with normies. This is obviously nothing new, but it just gets exponentially worse.

It seems that all of the non-normie chan user-base has become spread out so far across the internet that it is near impossible to rally them all back to one site. Let alone doing this without attracting normies in the process.

How could we remedy this? What are we to do? I miss the old days where 4chan and numerous other chans were vibrant comfy places where I could relate with other anons and laugh without even so much as a thought of degenerate porn threads eating up entire boards that weren't meant for such things. We never had to worry about normies ruining the fun before.

How can we fix this? How can we bring the chans back to the glory which they once had? I miss them. I'm sure you do too. Work with me guys. Any ideas are welcome.
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 No.6591

>>6588
SHUT UP RETARD!!1!

 No.6593

There was a quite nice offer for 3 energy drinks cheap.
Ofc I bought them. Couldn't feel any impact of caffeine so I gulped 3 of them in short period of time, pretty tasty but
THEY MADE ME SO FREAKING ANGRY, MY BANK ACC. GOT BLOCKED BECAUSE PASSWORD WAS WRITTEN INCORRECTLY 2MANY TIMES . TURNED OUT CAPSLOCK ON KEYBOARD IS KINDA BROKEN.
WASTED LIKE A HALF HOUR TO UNLOCK THIS AND BANK HAD SOME CONNECTION ISSUES.

Gonna buy some crypto (small amount) after doing some research just to get mad that I lost it then never touch it again.

 No.6594

IM SO MAAD RIHT& NOWW I CANTT EVN TYPU1

 No.6595

FUCKING HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK EVERYTHING
I'M SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF FUCKING EVERYTHING
KILL ME. MURDER ME. RIGHT NOW.
/fuck

 No.6596

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>>6595
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 No.6478[Reply]

Events like this are why I get up in the morning. God I hope this leads to a civil war.
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 No.6496

>>6489
Okay nevermind, I checked what's that about and oh my it's just
E P I C

 No.6497

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The south will rise again!

 No.6498

>>6497
"…the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded it." -Robert E. Lee

 No.6499

>>6498
And it sure is getting despotic at home, cancelling the current sitting president and banning him from social media. Yikes! Even if it's not as wealthy as America, Russia is about a thousand times more stable than the United States right now.

By preceded it I'm pretty sure Robert Lee meant the Roman Empire.

 No.6515

ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS!

you will wear the mask
you will take the vaccine
you will eat the bugs

AND MOST IMPORTANT, YOU WON'T PROTEST OUTSIDE THE SACRED HALLS OF DEMOCRACY!


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