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 No.2373[Last 50 Posts]

Post in this thread every time you check lizchan and can't think of a worthwhile thing to post!


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Checking in. This thread is likely going to be 90% my posts as I check here often but I don't have much to post.


There are baby mice in my home that stare at me every night
cooly concurred comrade


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Good to see I'm not alone. I can't help but check every IB I post at least every few hours or so. I think I might have adhd or ocd or something along those lines.


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Same here, but a lot of those check-ins are palette cleansing after encountering just a smidge too much idiocy somewhere else for the day which happens more often than I might like it to. I like the chill tiki vibe that Lizchan has.


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>I like the chill tiki vibe that Lizchan has.
Agreed. I think the comfy jungle css contributes to the nice atmosphere here. It really is one of the few imageboards that has almost no namecalling or that type of niggery. Hard to be mean when you're looking at a brightly colored hawaiian shirt-ey texture with bananas and leaves.


heh, okay.
I learned by experience that fighting mold is easier with baking soda than bleach. Bleach is too chemically active.


Yup that's me the neet with the image board addiction.


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Blah blah blah I once again have nothing to post.
Forgot to check these.


Day 2: My mind is still stagnant, the pajamas I'm wearings crotch does not close.
simply embrace the mold


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>implying I ever post anything worthwhile


>Implying every lizchan post isn't pure gold that I've kept a copy of on a large scroll of hemp paper which I read and recite infront of the sculptures I've made of every lizchan poster that I could tell apart through a system I've made to find relating communication structures and posting styles




another similar IB i found with the same css https://brchan.org/ if you speak brazilian i think


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Looks cool. Unfortunately I don't speak Brazilian. The sheer amount of Brazilian and Russian imageboards has always made me want to learn one of those languages.
>someone posted this in the thread that I assume says "post people you identify with"
Just wanted to say that this guy has shit taste in Spider-man actors and that literally any of them, even the 70s tv show one, would be better. Not that he'll ever see this post.


Actually to continue my spider-spergout, the 70s Spidey tv show is pretty underrated. It's got a groovy ass intro and it's pretty fun in a cheesy way. The soundtrack is unironically one of the best tv show soundtracks out there. The show gets a bit of crap for its goofy special effects, but it still looks better than DC's series of soap operas "superhero dramas".


Also it's on youtube if anyone wants something to waste an hour and a half watching.


I'll put this on my watchlist since I'm going through some visual novels right now.
Wish I had the same powers as spider man but instead of web it was string cheese.
baste hues


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Damn, guilty as charged.

Found this cool site the other day for free high-quality images that aren't fucking shitty. Pic related is one of them, not really sure what else to say. Not a shill btw.



Cool pic, anon.


good find
sharp liz


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Not that liz but I sure did. No more beer in the house though and the actual liquor is on a high shelf that I'm presently too beer-lazy to get at. Probably for the best all things considered.


>high shelf that I'm presently too beer-lazy
>so drunk that you're reduced to crawling around on the floor like a lizard

very lizardly


In a good year I'll finally have to face alcoholism
what did this guy do?




>what did this guy do?
No clue.


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What do you like to drink? Lately I've been into drinking beer and jagermeister.


It was kino regardless, he should get out on community service making police chase films.
Still haven't tried much of anything costing more than 20$
I started with cheap whiskey, and slowly the taste just got worse for me. Tried vodka and it tasted worse.
Pretty homosex but I've already become the terrible writer who sips on delicious wine.


>costing more than 20$

I'll usually buy the cheap stuff as well.

>tasted worse

If you've been drinking it straight maybe you should try mixing it. I don't think there's anything in the world that's more refreshing than a bloody mary.


baste frugal liz
Yea I've just been drinking things straight, I'll post here once i'm 21 and will get mix recommendations.


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>once i'm 21
How old are you, young man? And when did you start your drinking habit? Remember there's no reason to lie to us, and it'll only make things worse.


19 Officer
Well, it all started on my 7th birthday…


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I'm listening…


I can only post in this thread at the moment for some reason.
Well at that birthday I was offered a cap full of cheap beer, and promptly spit it out.
Then on my 18th birthday I stole some family whiskey and spent the whole day in my room.


anime is good


I hate these kids.


I may steal touhou memes but it's not ironic, just sad.


that is all


hello world


rec me some right now or i will post pictures of my new pet cat. you have until monday.


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You had your chance pal.


Pretty intresesting video, the guy deserves more views/subscribers.



Damn nogs


Why do people think we're jews just for our reptilian skin


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Because although we are a chosen people, we have no home in this mortal realm and are forever in exile. I mean, we can always carve land away from our neighbors, followers of the false religion Wizlam, but that would require us to pursue politics and propagate media to convince our greatest ally to provide tax-paid military assistance. Hmm.

Just know that the Jewish struggle is the Reptilianion's struggle, and Lizrael calls us both home.


The closest store to my house closed today and now I will have to find another one


i fucking hate being a wagecuck


You and me both, anon.


hey it's me posting from the future
Reptilijews rise up


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Shut up and get back into your cage wagecuck!




vid related


I looked up wagecage
This is real wtf


The future is here.
Now get in your cage wagie and meet your quotas.


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>almost 2020
>whole decade almost up
holy shit time goes by fast when you get older i can't even imagine what the year 2030 will be


every day we stray further from Raptor Jesus' light


So far this decade has been entirely shit. The world is destabilizing at a rapid pace, the third world keeps increasing and no real innovation has taking place. Hardly anything positive has happened.


Yea so far it seems like futuristic products will be exclusively for the rich. Unless automation is a big factor but then eventually we'll run out of resources. I don't think things will end while we're alive, but we'll start seeing the wealthy plan to leave earth, and races being nearly destroyed by government promoted refugee intake.
I'm tard though so it's all paranoid speculation.


All according to plan


>it seems like futuristic products will be exclusively for the rich
I see the complete opposite happening. To me it seems like more and more technology is becoming available to the poor and our society is becoming increasingly automated. Not only that, but more and more rich people are becoming interested in off grid lifestyles. I remember seeing an interview with a well known philosopher and he said that before it was a luxury to be within technology, but in the future it will be a luxury to be outside of technology. If technology was exclusively for the rich, that would be a good thing in my opinion. But that's not what's happening sadly. We are seeing the beginnings of a true cyberpunk dystopia.


Yea I mostly meant during our life time with that point.
Excluding tech and vr that's worthwhile to get into the hands of the masses as a great distraction.
In first world countries you'll see a lot of worker class people be able to afford these things but that's still the top 10%~ish of people world wide.
I agree with the becoming a cyberpunk dystopia part before everything collapses though. It will be an interesting contrast to view cyberpunk slums and the near unchanging yet growing african population / landscape.
Weird thinking how even if the wealthy do escape they'll most likely be trapped in our solar system.
Unless they could travel faster than light.


They don't need to go beyond the solar system. Once they have their exclusive resorts in space, they'll be far away from the likes of us. There aren't any laws in place, who knows what kind of illegal shit they'll get up to


>before everything collapses
Looking forward to it. I'm still waiting for an omnicidal war that will wipe out all life on earth. After the rubble is gone, all that will be left is trees, grass and other natural, non-man made landscapes. Maximum comfiness.


The fact that you'll never be one of those rich bastards roaming into the cosmic sea with a ship full of a genetically engineered harem who he eventually passes on to his son who will inherit the ship and your lovecraft inspired cult.
Don't even want kids but it still hurts.
Love the cannibal holocaust opening track.
Yea I'd be surprised if there was never a virus unleashed on us that couldn't infect and kill most the population. With how many chemically minded people there are now and the ramping of available knowledge It seems almost impossible for no one to attempt.


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> I'm still waiting for an omnicidal war that will wipe out all life on earth.
Same, hope the end of days comes soon enough for me to see it.
'The true Garden of Eden is desolation.'


>automation is a big factor

I think the whole jobs will be automated thing is a pipe dream. Elon Musk tried to automate one of his plants and the robots failed. Also it's probably cost prohibitive and unsafe to automate most jobs. The automation meme seems like something progressives like to tell themselves in order to cope with mankind's bleak future.

>wealthy plan to leave earth

Too complex and expensive. They'll probably just flock to their highly protected compounds in New Zealand.


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>Progressives think automation is a good thing
Wait what? I was pretty sure just about everyone realized it was gonna be bad for proles. As soon as the masses of humanity have been made obsolete by robotic labor, the massacres will start. In the next 10-20 years, I'd guess that at least ~7,000,000 jobs (+-3m) will be completely eliminated by robots and software. Those useless scum aren't going to just sit on their hands, they'll rabble rouse, and it will only get worse and worse as more and more is taken over by automation. Martial law, civil war, killbots, shit's gonna be fun.


>Wait what?

I don't think this mass automation is going to happen. We've hit a wall with the levels of technological innovation that can take place. Progressives want to think we'll live in some Jetsons like future with flying cars when the best we're going to get is cheap smartphones.


>Automation has hit a wall
Just this year I can think of several extremely impressive achievements in computer vision, natural environment interaction, materials grasping, language processing, and various specialized subdomains that probably have spillover to more general domains.

This video is a good example of recent progress, sure the robit is shit compared to a human toddler, but if you asked 5 years ago how long before we could get a robot to identify items visually, figure out how to grasp them, and then place them in context specific locations in a nearly real-world environment in near-realtime, chances are most experts would have guessed 20+ years. That kind of leap is happening all the time these days, and if it keeps up it won't be long before human parity at a lot of tasks.

Even if progress in those areas stalled today, there's still certainly going to be progress in computing power, sensors, control systems, data sets, custom hardware, heuristics, and so on. With today level of automation, just running faster, or with more data, or with refinements to pull better signal, the technology would be well within striking distance of automation of most physical labor.


I don't disagree at all. I'm not arguing that automation is totally inevitable because "progress" or whatever, but baring catastrophic collapse, I just don't see stagnation happening in this area. Automation just makes too much sense once you realize that it probably won't be shared, but used to replace a large chunk of the population.


wake me up inside

can't wake up


>computing power, sensors, control systems, data sets, custom hardware, heuristics, and so on.

Go to 58:00 in the video. Even computing is experiencing diminishing returns. No one area is safe from this downward trend.

>Automation just makes too much sense

Not when you factor in the costs of implementation.


>We've hit a wall with the levels of technological innovation that can take place
Good. I hope technology gets so shitty that we go back to the web 1.0 days as far as hardware is concerned.


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>Computing has diminishing returns
True, but we have not yet reached the point where the returns are so diminished or costly as to prevent progress. Computing R&D is still only a fraction of total discretionary R&D expenditure, and only employs a fraction of the people employed in manual labor. Computing will probably continue to advance several more orders of magnitude in efficiency/cost-per-computation before it really hits a wall. Same with most other areas of research that will enable automation.

>Not when you factor in the costs of implementation.

To be clear, I'm not saying it makes sense for a "automated utopia for all" or anything, but once you factor in the benefits from disposing of the people replaced by automation, it seems that it makes sense. Basic human labor in a complex society also incurs significant costs, the masses of Joe Shmoe manual laborer or service industry wagies in the first world consumes a large amount of societies total energy, space, time and other resources, while only providing a small net benefit e.g keeping the wheels of the machine greased and turning. The majority of useful work is done by a small minority of people. The rest only provide small amounts of surplus value, that in aggregate power Moloch's engines. Replace the majority of people with a smaller number of robots who consume even only a bit less, and you'll free up huge amounts of energy to then put back into replacing even more with cheaper systems. Automation is actually a simplification of the system, rather than an increase in complexity.

vid unrelated, i's just cute.


I think this is the only comedian to tackle this topic. It seems as though his entire career is focused on bringing taboo topics to the forefront as well.


>Computing will probably continue to advance several more orders of magnitude in efficiency/cost-per-computation

Average computer clock speeds have actually gone down.

>Automation is actually a simplification of the system, rather than an increase in complexity.

I don't think you can definitively say that. How much money did Elon Musk waste away in his attempts at automation?


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>Clock speeds are down
Well, those have never really been a great benchmark given major differences in instruction execution between architectures, parallelization, and such. While they have been going down for reasons of thermal management, the efficiency is still improving. Which is why I mentioned cost/efficiency of computation. As it is more important for many tasks than clockspeed. Besides for various types of hardware speed can still be increased. Though speeds of some components like the CPU are up against the limit for 2d silicon, novel 2D materials with better thermal/electrical properties and newer architecture design like 3D high throughput chips or even integrated cooling all promise to improve even that. Though admittedly some of those are a ways off.

>I don't think you can definitively say that

Maybe not definitely, but it seems that way. It wouldn't be true if we were talking about automating a simple society. Replacing a hunter gatherer or a subsistence farmer with a robot would never make sense. But people in the complex societies of the first world not only specialized, but they each use huge amounts of energy. Even the lowliest of laborers in the first world consumes vast resources. The electricity their lights, AC, TV, and appliances use, the gas for their stove and water heater, the petrol used in their cars, the petrol used to transport products, even costs like the court or medical system and secondary costs of maintaining these systems. All of that complexity which only eats more and more resources the more people you have. So if you can then replace some of those human parts which require so much support, with a robot that only uses far less, you've relieved a lot of strain on the system.


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>tfw not socially or legally acceptable to wear masks or facial coverings in public
Feels bad man


I used to wear a medical mask, overall it wasn't worth it. People would talk to me less, which was the goal, but they'd eye ball you more. I like fresh air and not being looked at more than skipping npc tier dialogue I found out.


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I wear medical masks when I take walks outside during the winter. It's a convenient way to keep your face warm because the warmth of your breath gets trapped in the mask.
>People would talk to me less, which was the goal, but they'd eye ball you more
I actually enjoyed that. It made me feel powerful knowing that normals though I was strange and were probably scared of me. I wore a duster coat to diner one time (like in pic related but in a different color) and I remember everyone starring at me with concerned looks. Some even moved to another table when they were close to me just to get away. I think it's hilarious but if you don't like, that's understandable.


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I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for. -Joseph Goebbels


Have a good day/night wherever you are.


I reply to this thread 1/10ths of the times I refresh. It'd be spam otherwise.
>It's a convenient way to keep your face warm
Very true, hell I should use them for that if I'm outside long enough.
Dusters are cool and get a bad name just because some cool school shooters wore them, and fedoras look cool if your're not me. When will the people realize that the clothes do not make the murderer!
Ironically my grandpa was just wanting to get me into archery.
If I do you better as well, it has to go both ways.


What do lizards think of this?
I think both should be castrated and am angry the wife got out free.
People are saying he beat her and he clearly just slaps her.
These are the couples having children, at least in my area 70% of relationships are like this.


>what do you think of this
Anything bad that happens to warmie streamers is funny in my book. But like you said, it would have been better if they both got punished for this bullshit waste of time.

>These are the couples having children, at least in my area

Yeah, breeders are garbage, but it can get so much much worse. When I lived in an apartment complex in the poorfag part of downtown as a kid, there were people with serious genetically linked mental issues like major schizophrenia and bipolar killing themselves every year or so, and lots of them had like 4+ fucked up kids. Actual domestic abuse like screaming fights that resulted in broken bones you could hear through the walls also happened fairly often. Isn't it funny that to do something of upstanding character like adopt an unwanted child you have to jump through hoop after hoop to prove your competency and character, but filth like that are allowed to knock up slut after slut or pop kid after messed-up kid out of their diseased meathole because "muh reproductive freedums!". These animals need to be sterilized en masse, if not outright killed. Unfortunately that's probably not going to happen. This world is truly fallen.


Yea it was only made a big deal because the people were recorded / popular enough.
>Isn't it funny that to do something of upstanding character like adopt an unwanted child you have to jump through hoop after hoop to prove your competency and character
It's also sad, if it was easy they'd just be redistributed to more abusive parents. Making actual good candidates go through a hoop and a half for the process.
It's crazy that something as sensible as a child having license isn't even in the works yet. People go on about empathy and then pop out 3 kids they treat like pets. Weird world.


>husband chose to marry a bitchy cunty wife
>wife chose to marry a domestically violent husband
>what could go wrong?

Even if they weren't married, it's very telling what their choice in mate selection says about them. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Basically just cause and effect for two warmies who overlooked guaranteed red flags, and then acting surprised that it got them where it did. Warmies, everyone.


I just found this site after losing another. It seems comfy; I will be lurking.


Yea ultimately It's just natural selection.
It still surprises me every time though.
howdy anon


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You guys ever wonder if this is some kind of hell? It just kind of viscerally hit me today that my life has been set up so that everything I wish for won't ever happen, everything I dread will come to pass, and nothing I can do will change anything.


Thing is, every time something shit happens to me I can think of something worse. I don't think that could be said for hell. The worst is yet to come, my friend.


I'd say it's more of a self imposed hell over anything, unless something did create us knowing this would happen.
We're born to constantly desire things even when we were cavemen, otherwise we would have died out without the compulsion for rape, kidnapping, hunting, eating, housing etc. Now when you join a society it's a treaty that you won't do those things in trade for a slice of the pie, but I think the pie is rotting.
For the last couple 100 years our ideals strengthened but our control over making them happen has dipped.
We were raised on shows with happy families, games that give you purpose, and shows where the guy wins in the end.
Now for the average man all there is is the feeling of being replaceable, trapped in a job, and constantly having to worry about your wife jesus himself is trying to seduce.
And yet people still treat having kids as the purpose of life instead of asking what's the point?
And so people who luckily aren't all that bothered by life pop out kids who will have to decide that on their own after their parents played god.
Very weird life 3/10 the fetishes were good.


>self imposed hell

I tend to agree. When looking back to the times in my life when I was temporarily in a living hell I have to admit that it was by and large self imposed. I wasn't being careful and discipline enough and it led me into a hole.


Was moving out of my place after a water leak issue and a rabbit was right in the middle of my path, I got about 3 steps away and he was just staring at me.
He hopped in a circle around me and kept looking until I walked off. He looked like a domestic rabbit so I went back and left some carrots.
Just updating my blog.


did he come back for the carrots? Are you still leaving some?


>hopped in a circle around me and kept looking until I walked off

that rabbit was bullying you


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Checked it this morning and the carrots were nearly all gone, probably found them.
That motherfucker.


Can any lizards recommend some old timey music or good sci-fi, horror, or western audio books?
Wanting to hook my grandpa up while he's working.


>good sci-fi

One of my favorite Philip Dick books.


sorry mate, can't help you
maybe try dune, supposed to be good but I haven't read it yet. It's sci fi


star trek


thanks guys will have enough for the week by now
Will download promptly
getting dune too i've read a little it was nice just takes time commitment
will try this too


Just started reading the New Game manga (which is still ongoing by the way) and have been enjoying it. I really enjoy slice of life manga in general; something about reading page after page of basically nothing has a special feel to it.


The lack of activity on this website concerns me. If it wasnt for that cute pictures thread, we wouldn't have had posts for two days.


It is hard to think of things to post about.


I've been busy playing games and self loathing, like >>2779 says my mind is apathetically blank lately.


I have an alternative theory. I think the cute pictures thread is actually keeping people from posting. Speaking for myself I get angry every time I see a cute anime girl.


Someone could anchor it if we're not near thread cap, I'm to empty to be angry I just like the art and repetition.


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>I'm to empty to be angry

Maybe you should give it a try. Some righteous anger might fill that emptiness inside you.


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Have no good outlet for anger, usually emotions just make me hurt myself so i'm trying to turn into a cold hard atheist machine. I do get angry a lot but more like I realize I hate something and feel nothing but temporal disgust and just walk away.


Personally I find that anger fills me with feelings that I don't like. I think emptiness is preferable, no matter how morally right it would be to be angry. Also I think that anger is normally just a step on the road to emptiness anyways. I have a theory that the natural progression of a social outcast is: blissful ignorance (sometimes this step is skipped) > observations > pain > anger > emptiness/disgust or enlightenment (enlightenment is hard to achieve obviously, and normally life for an outcast leads to only emptiness. I'm not even sure enlightenment can be achieved, it could just be a theoretical/unachievable goal). Meanwhile the normalfag never leaves the blissful ignorance stage, and a part of that blissful ignorance is eventually thinking that you're smarter than you really are, which leads to SJW and evangelical atheist types.
Have you ever watched those shows where they're trying to help obese "people" and the fatties keep denying that they eat a lot to the fucking doctor? Now that's righteous anger inducing shit right there. Like in embed related when the mother asks her daughters if they've been watching their diets and she's feedig them McDick's.
>dumb parents
>dumb kids
>food for dumb people
>smart food companies willing to profit off of dumb people
Fucking infuriating. It depends on how I'm feeling though, sometimes this is the funniest shit to me.


>didn't embed the video
I swear I put it in. Maybe I'm the dumb person.


Yea I watched them to try and convince myself to slim down, but to no avail.
I'm nowhere near her territory though.
I only find myself being able to become angry at injustice, like a bully who grows up to be chad etc.
I know all about food for dumb people since I eat it quiet a lot, super easy to in the US when you're a neet with little aspirations.
Also not the first guy you were replying to but I think true enlightenment is a golden egg, every realization big or small if it's more truthful than your previous belief is a step towards enlightenment. Though since we're only human I think enlightenment is a treadmill we're meant to try and stay on and not a staircase we reach the top of.
t. Mr. Pseud Intel Ectual


>anger is normally just a step on the road to emptiness

I don't know, I've meet some old guys who have gone their entire lives in a state of constant rage. Not that I would ever want get to their levels of anger, it seems to lead to high blood pressure.

I don't get why they have to show them nude for that long. I got the message after the first 10 second, they didn't need to keep showing their disgusting bodies after that.


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Recently I had taken a walk outside in a local park, and in my memory compare the experience to that of the divine. It is a strange thing to say, but it has just been a very long time since I can last recall the sun cheering, clouds beckoning, and grass delightfully green around me. During my walk I was not hungry in the slightest and my mind was clear, all that I was meant to think about was walking step-by-step. And walking I did: My body was grateful despite feeling a bit physically tired, as I slept wonderfully well afterwards.

I spent the better of a couple hours circling the same path too, observing little differences in my environment each time. With each time I thought to myself, that while I will die, my memory and experiences here are in a way eternal to my soul. And that while I saw differences with each passing, the whole of things remain essentially the same, and that there was not only a momentary sense of belonging in Nature, but a kind of Oneness with all things breathing simultaneously in harmony for just one still moment. In other words, what photographs and film merely attempt to capture – the sublime animation of life itself, including myself in the vessel of my own senses. This is how I imagine the creator must feel as he wanders the land.

And to think, I was sober the whole time!


>disgusting bodies
wtf those are prime bbw figures
“Above all, do not lose your desire to walk. Everyday, I walk myself into a state of well-being & walk away from every illness. I have walked myself into my best thoughts, and I know of no thought so burdensome that one cannot walk away from it. But by sitting still, & the more one sits still, the closer one comes to feeling ill. Thus if one just keeps on walking, everything will be all right.” There's certainly truth to it, generally when ones interacting with the world, or tired worry or anxiety is less present.
Not sure if this is just because your inner dialogue and capability to feel are somewhat muffled by activity/visual stimuli, a temporary change in our negativity bias or something else.


this place is comfy and im glad it exists




I used to be a casual poster on this site until magicchan shut down. Now I come here everyday to browse and post.





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what's up, anon?


Happy Parkland day.


What am I doing with my life.


playing some suicidal killing floor with me tomorrow obviously


My thoughts are somewhat like a spiral lately. They keep moving in smaller and smaller circular patterns until today I reached the middle and my inner monologue is basically just repeating 'enough' at me on repeat. I guess it's all uphill from here if there's some good to be taken from my rapidly deteriorating mental state.


My Winshit OS is gone so back to GNU/Linux for a couple of months.


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been talking to cats singing metal in the mirror and giving most my stuff away while I've lacked much internal dialog at all except what my gut tells me what to do.
Henceforth it's a race to the bottom between us.
tfw lizmin won't die horribly with you


Damn. I'm just more of the quiet crazy I think. Lock myself in a darkened room with my mutterings until it bursts out as a violent surge of frustration at something or someone. Feeling healthy man. I'd be more worried if I were attempting to hold conversation with my cat though, but I can hardly express condolences for what seems like an interesting mental state rather than a particularly agonising one. I do express condolences for anything you maniacally give away which you later find yourself desiring back.


Why would you pass flustration on someone else? isn't that silly?


Generally because the source of frustration would be that someone else. I'm patient in a lot of ways but I've not the patience for two-faced people and those who think that they're better than others. It's not a common occurrence since I think I'm usually treated more as a novelty than an inferior, but when it happens, my blood just boils. It's one thing to like something considered more highbrow than another, or to have nicer things. I don't have a problem with that, it's your time and tin to spend. When you start thinking that any of that makes you another's better, it rubs me very wrong. Two-faced people piss me off because of how I was raised, sort it out one way or another but don't say one thing and do another. Part of why I'm noncommittal too. Don't want to say something I can't end up sticking to. Add in that isolation makes human interaction hit like a freight train and you have a powder keg ready to blow.

In short, textbook autism rage. Might be silly, but I got my reasons for it.


>I'm just more of the quiet crazy I think.
I'm a mixture of this, I can chatter in a team game or interact if fed a topic but can go silent for 4 months instead.
It's bad for my survival skills though neet wise, they'd kick me out if I didn't put up the right mask.
>darkened room with my mutterings until it bursts out as a violent surge of frustration at something or someone.
I do this but usually it only hurts myself, yet it has fastened an apathy for others I don't know or respect.
> attempting to hold conversation with my cat though
Ha I just essentially talk to myself through them, I call my cat a rat, or insult her playfully. Or feed the neighbors horse and tell him about the food i'll bring him next time or the cold etc.
>I can hardly express condolences for what seems like an interesting mental state rather than a particularly agonizing one.
No issues here, I'm sorry for myself I need no others sympathies. No worries about the items, I'd have sold them for drug money rather than gave them to kids who will enjoy them.
Sounds like a likable viewpoint to me,
As to the feeling of not sticking to what you say, words are not etched in stone, no man has never told a lie, or said something he didn't mean or understand fully.
Song somewhat related.


Oh I can babble, it's just not really conversation so much as it is me following a train of thought at someone. Depends if you consider rambling at someone like you would a brick wall to be actual interaction.

>neighbors horse

Man, I wish there was a horse near me. I love horses. Very intelligent animals, I can see why you might interact with it. I wish I knew more about them but most of my animal knowledge I got from my mother's livestock books and she hated working with horses since they can be ridiculously fragile in some ways.

>words are not etched in stone, no man has never told a lie, or said something he didn't mean or understand fully.

Yeah, I know. I still like to minimise the fallout though. Easy enough to just not make waves unless it's critical. I've certainly told lies before, it' just that they tend to be minor and numerous and just rather hide details I'd prefer not to share (saying work was particularly busy as the reason I slept all afternoon rather than just saying I had a bout of fatigue for example) than fabricating anything that actually affects anybody else negatively.


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>Depends if you consider rambling at someone like you would a brick wall to be actual interaction.
Kind of actually, I prefer speaking in monologues and like listening. I'd probably listen to your babbling at least for curiosities sake.
Yea he's quiet and an endurance beast, only let's me pet him sometimes but I just feed him carrots so I can see him. I based one of my characters in a book I stopped writing on him, always has a far off look in his eye and will walk anywhere for his carrot on a stick.
> I've certainly told lies before, it' just that they tend to be minor and numerous and just rather hide details I'd prefer not to share
Nothing wrong with this, generally if you don't do this things go down hill, in my experience at least.
If I tell someone I'll play later with them since I'm anxious and don't want to hear my own voice, things would be a bit unconventional. It's cool if you just like being the spectator because I prefer that too, though don't lose faith in sharing your opinion with others or you'll get used or used. You know everything I'm saying most likely I'm just rambling like you might. hell I ramble on here all the time where I know most long post aren't read.


I might give it a try here at some point then. My mum's friend once had a horse that I'd feed carrots to as well. She was a black nag though, gentle as anything but never got broke so she had the devil in her eyes if someone tried to ride her. Her favourite food though was apple, and she even smelled a bit like them. Lovely beast. In many ways more deserving of 'man's best friend' than dogs in my opinion.

>I ramble on here all the time where I know most long post aren't read.

I often read long posts, but typically a long post of rambling from the heart is a very personal thing requiring implied knowledge to truly understand. In many ways, someone reading it and not responding is likely more respectful to the content than someone saying that they understand the culmination of a lifetime that isn't theirs.


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my back hurts and i also have a constant toothache. too poor to see a chiropractor or dentist



Well it's better than the alternative. I still use alcohol and aspirin whenever my partially impacted wisdom tooth flares up but I'm under no illusions that it's healthy to do so. If you have the means, don't be a cheapskate like I am.


I've had great animals all around really, lots of pups when I was young, a lizard, a rabbit, a cat at the moment etc. I just like that you can feed them and not attack them and they just start to like you, a lot more simple than people, and kind of pure desire wise.
>I often read long posts
Yea I read every post on this site, I just don't expect people to read my rants to often, I do it more for cathartic purposes.
God speed man, my teeth are getting worse too.
hope you get a good painless grace period in the future.
whiskey really does help though, I imagine the stress from pain would hurt you about as much as drinking, unless it's constant.


>I've had great animals all around really
Similar story here. We always had cats. Had a dog once though, and since we had land, I also had a pet sheep and even a cow at one point. Cattle are thick as two bricks, but my cow was a very friendly pair of bricks. The city is fucking crap for animals, but I enjoy sitting in the shade and feeding the crows. They're clever and fun to watch because of it.


More of a rum guy personally. My drinking is traditionally pretty moderated but it's gotten worse recently. Not to the point of alcoholism, but probably still going through more liquor than is recommended.


Dedicating this post to all the tasty chickens who've sated my hunger.
Thank you for your delicious protein, through our quenched hunger your species is one worthy of praise for your unknowing self-sacrifice.
May god bless your souls as those of saints.


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imagine the smell


rotting sun exposed fish
bout to cook up some stir-fry to cleanse myself


Dumb fucking roastie bitch should have worn real armor.


Did a bunch of writing today and discovered the wonders of modern word processing software when it crashed but didn't cost me the unsaved work. I'd definitely recommend LibreOffice if you aren't already using it. It blows my mind how well-made some of these free software packages are, especially since they're open source and not hiding something that makes the free aspect less appealing. I can't say I entirely understand the motivation of such developers but I've often had my mindset towards income described as 'mercenary' so I can't say I'm entirely surprised by that either.


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Yes, chickens are a blessing from above. Thank you God for nourishing my belly with so much delicious churches and kfc.


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What is the daily diet for lizards?


Two large meals a day. Fast food restaurant or mall food court usually once a day, then prepackaged food for my other meal. I eat a lot of those sidekicks packaged meals.

I try to always bring my own drinks to fast food places, saves me a ton of money. I can't for the life of me understand why warmies pay that soft drink markup.


10x crickets
1x my human skin when I shed it before sleep


One meal a day for me, usually something made by mommy but every once in a while I'll make something. I made orange chicken tonight, it turned out pretty nicely. The other night I made pizza. It varies pretty widely but I normally have some sort of meat and a vegetable on the side. Nothing fancy but it's quite nice to have cooked meals just about every day. Can't imagine what eating fast food regularly would do to a person, I'm already a fat ass as it is (when mommy cooks food it's a lot healthier than pizza and orange chicken of course, I just don't know how to make that kind of thing). Fast food is only good because of its convenience. It's much too greasy and sugary for me. Normal pop is almost too sugary for me now that I've switched to seltzer water, which I drink a lot of.


>fast food restaurant or mall food
>saving money
Choose one


You can still eat out and try to save money, you don't have to choose one. I clip coupons, bring my own drinks, and mostly eat at cheap places like pizza by the slice, 7-11 and burger king.

It's really only about a dollar more to eat some cheap value item meal than it is to put the effort into cooking something at home.


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Japanese delinquents.


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I get so frustated and depressed while browsing through the chans. They're just full of people who think they're the ultimative authority on whatever topic they're discussing and that their word is law. Then when another opinion comes along they all get emotional and butthurt and start calling each other retards and niggers while not getting anywhere with the discussion, no one wanting to admit they're wrong. Goddamit there's no end to the amount of moronic people.

I wish I were better at translating my thoughts into words.


That's why I browse lizchan only because it's free of all the things you posted. Maybe lainchan and uboachan are still clean but I'm not sure since I didn't visited them for a long time


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Joke's on you I am the ultimate authority on my personal opinion of everything.


Its windy and cold outside and a plow blocked the small path to the park but im still gonna sneak in there


*gets run over by plow*


is there a more wagie feel than having to get up at FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING but you can't sleep



I think my inner voice is locking itself away, can't think of many reasons for why I do things except the carnal basics.
I eat because I feel hungry, I sleep because i'm tired, then everything else is automatic, or when something draws me in it's written off with a "I think it's cool" response until i'm bored.


I really hope UBI gets implemented soon. If it does other than the odd weekend shifts doing security at a bank or something I can effectively retire.


Going to do this for a month at least once before I die, seems interesting.


>Post in this thread every time you check lizchan and can't think of a worthwhile thing to post!
Isn't that like an oxymoron or smthing?




W- wha-? What are you doing to me? Tryinna put a hex on me?

That simply won't do. Here's my counter-hex





banish this logic norm to the shadowrealm


You can quell me, but, uhm, the Logic finds a way (to point out contradictions on the Internet).


fuck daylight savings


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Today I woke up in a very nice and mellow mood. Why can't I wake up like this everyday.


dreamed lizchan had a minecraft server, was comfy but one of you fuckers killed my dog.


>minecraft server
If someone made one I'd join.


I played it a bit earlier in the week and thought about it, I may do it as a test run when I get a few bucks.
Makes it more worthwhile if it's not just a personal project.


I kind of miss the last incarnation of Wizcraft.


Kind of just want to get a realms server, I know it's not crack friendly but it has regular backups and is easy to control.
I have the money now but may spend the day looking at other options, unless I get to bored.


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I've hosted a bit in the past. By far the cheapest option I've found is Bisecthosting. They've got both a premium and budget choice for their packages, the budget choice being very cheap indeed. Never have had any downtime issues as a result of problems on their end.

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Checked it and it seems great besides only having Canadian servers, or do you suppose that matters much being american.
Looking at skynode and shockbyte too, might as well ask for feedback.
By the way it will be vanilla most likely, and there will be basic rules I think but they can change with enough desire for them too.


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Edging extends my average fap from 2-3 minutes to 3-4 hours. I kinda like it, but I heard about a guy that started to bleed in his piss when he went for about two to three weeks edging. I fear I may find myself with the same fate, it has already been like two weeks since I ejaculated


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>3-4 hours
You made me so curious that I'm gonna try it. I'm guessing it's not worth it and multiple orgasm are much better. Gonna post about it someday


>two weeks since I ejaculated

you're going to have some super ropey loads when you finally allow yourself to go


begone willy wankers this is a christian thread


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Is this one of those IBs that are only open for certain hours?


No, we are 24 hours here.


Except for the last two Sundays, apparently.


I don't know, but speaking of Brazilians Maguschan died I think.


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Greetings reptilians. This is my post. I hope you enjoy it.


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Actually I hadn't thought of this, but since I've been at my dad's house right now for the past few days I haven't had a chance to fap. That means I'm alredy three days into nofap. Maybe I'll continue into the next week or two to see how many buckets I can fill when I'm done.
Also pic related is the setup I got working the other day with a cheap projector. It doesn't work as nicely at my mom's house because there aren't any flat walls. Hopefully my brother gets a long weekend or something soon so I have a reason to visit.


Cute post looking forward to the sequel.
Wish I still had a projector, the one I had was cheap but boy if it wasn't comfy laying in a dark room using the entire wall as a portal to a different world.


I haven't fapped in weeks, good luck. After a certain point you just kinda forget about it.


I have the Lenovo Yoga Tablet 2 Pro (has a built-in projector). I ended up not using that function so much, but it could come in really handy depending on your living situation.


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Today's a good day to sit in the sun and take a nap.


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>napping in sun

very lizard like


Careful not to get burnt.


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pic related lizchan staff hard at work


If only i had a data center like that for lizchan.


I'm sleeping for too much time in the day to be productive, but not enough time to not be tired all the time.


I'm like this but I have to admit it's probably because all the shit food that I eat.


but this is a real life image I took from inside the lizcorp laboratories.
Yea I've been sleeping for 12~14 hours and never want to leave bed.
I remember small bits of dream and they're not horrible and I just want to return there instead of into my own life.
It's only been like this for a week or so though.


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>I remember small bits of dream and they're not horrible and I just want to return there instead of into my own life.
God damn, that's the worst shit. This morning I woke up and I remember I had a dream where I was in a small village like something from Zelda. I was coming back from a journey of some sort and a little girl greeted me and it was just so fucking peaceful. There were people in the village that I had an abstract sense of trust towards and just as I'm walking towards them my mom wakes me up with her shrill voice. I just want to die. Tried to get back to sleep for a good half hour but no dice.


I feel. I wish to consume more feel


My dreams recently have been making me feel uncomfortable, theres nothing weird in them, it just feels uncomfortable to be dreaming. I think thats my body telling me to get up and do something, but what am i supposed to do


Yea I'm nightmare anon but have been having fragments of peace lately.
love the feeling of forgetting my place in reality and being sucked into my brains idea of an alternate one. Here's to hoping life is just a weird endless dream instead of some fucked up gods monkey exhibit.
Simply cease sleeping.
There are drugs that make you forget dreams, don't remember which ones though.


Sitting in bed with my laptop on my chest for about three hours now, I should get up. Brain feels like it will melt out of the back of skull.


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Leftist hyporcrites who hold themselves and their agendas to lower standards than they demand of anybody who disagrees with anything they feel have ruined an imageboard I like.


Think this is mostly an issue on popular boards or life-cult ones.
Personal prejudice and Virtue signaling are being out done by an appeal to normalcy now which is strange.
You'll find SJW's and Leftist Ironically wishing death upon others,
while still thinking of themselves as Virtuous Paragons.
Leftist telling virgins to kill themselves, It's kind of hilarious if not sad.
Also Yikes and Cringe are instant red flag words, don't take anyone who uses them seriously.


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I had a baconator today. Very greasy, but Wendy's is undoubtedly the superior fast food burger.


gonno become a commie so people are forced to share their baconators with me


Which imageboard?


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I like Wendy's chili cheese fries and chili cheese nachos. They bring a little bit of brightness to my miserable life.


I really am getting sick of politics seeping into everything and ruining it. For example, I remember I used to see that clown pepe back in 2014-2015 being posted every once and a while and it was just a silly meme that had no "deep meanings" or what have you. But now, it's been hijacked by the alt right and now it represents "how just like, crazy our world is XDDDDD". You're only alternative to this is social media, but normalfags on social media ruin memes worse than any /pol/fag could ever dream of doing. I've even been seeing rumors that Gondola may be hijacked by either /pol/ or /leftypol/ and I just hope all it is is a rumor. 2016 is the year internet culture died and I hope we can take it back soon.


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There would be no Baconators under communism comrade. Just state mandated MREs.


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>state mandated MREs

that doesn't sound so bad


I feel you. I still have a soft spot for sad Pepe. I hate even more what Wojak has turned into. I don’t think clown Pepe in its current form existed back then though. It’s annoying seeing them pretend it’s totally not a dog whistle for racists; that’s disingenuous. Those times before the election are never coming back.


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>I hate even more what Wojak has turned into.
Right, now people just use him as a template for random caricatures. The "feels" aspect where he's meant to evoke empathy is lost.

I don't know about Pepe, he was never made to represent anything other than how good it feels to pull your pants all the way down to pee. It's funny to see how out-there the iterations get to the point that a frog dressed as a clown is now a far-right symbol. The absurdity of it sort of proves the meme itself.




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god you're right, and i'd have to work too jesus christ
resurrect already and do 9/11 2 the sequel
I've always liked gondola and wojak, gondola seems the least corrupted though.


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>It's funny to see how out-there the iterations get to the point that a frog dressed as a clown is now a far-right symbol
That's what they wanted and they got it. Fuck, I miss the days when 4chan was fun and wasn't a hangout for social media kiddies and politifags. I especially hate how kids on /pol/ nowadays, literally think they are going to change the world; just shows how far up their own ass they are. I remember people used to hate /pol/ a lot back in the day and I used to wonder why. Well, now I know. And I guess it wasn't just good enough to take over 4chan because now they have pretty much taken over most of the western internet. And then there is /leftypol/, which isn't a threat now but it is growing and will probably take /pol/'s place after it looses traction. Oh joy! that exclamation was sarcasm btw
And then of course, as I said before, the only alternative now is social media, but that is a complete cesspool of (pardon the phrase) degeneracy that not even Jesus Christ himself could cleanse.
I really am grateful for sites like this, that stick to their guns and try to keep some semblance of IB culture alive. I also browse a few sites that are chock full of 4chan oldfags that keep the old days alive pretty well.
Anyways, that's the end of my rant. Have a Spurdo and a Gondola, and have a good rest of the day!


>a few sites that are chock full of 4chan oldfags
Huh. Are they imageboards though?


love screaming japs


I bet the coming Summer is going to be nothing but hellish torment of constantly sweaty balls, burned skin and endless heat exhaustion.

I cant wait…


One of them is yes. I'm not going to say the name of the site out of fear of it getting raided by norms but I'll give you a huge hint: it was the site everyone flocked to after the infamous /b/day of 2006-2007ish.


I can already feel myself sticking to the couch


Has there been nothing to post about or is the voice in my mind sleeping.


if your brain is anything like mine then it's in hibernation and incapable of making a good post


never not made a good post my entire life, they call me Perfect Poster, or PP for short.




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you best be quietin' down honkey

i'll row across this sea cracker


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i have gorged on food more than usual in the last 50 hours


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I've eating at a ghetto chinks place and taco bell this weekend tbh lol btw


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If you could have one random power what would you pick?
And also from one of your flaws what type of villain would you be?
Personally I'd pick the never have money problems power, and then terrorize the world by devouring it out of sheer neckbeard hunger.


>your flaws what type of villain would you be

My villain name would be the nervous wreck. I'd make normies near my presence feel a great unease.

Also my bo will make their eyes water and their nose curl.


>I'd make normies near my presence feel a great unease.
Wait this is a super power?


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Ability to reverse time without losing memories and my weakness would be muteness. Warper sounds lame and cool at the same time


In a way, yes. Inducing anxiety in my opponents is a very useful disabling technique. The problem is I don't have control over my power, I can't turn it off if I want.


I wish I could have seen the Frogs live.
Quite lizardly group.


Look at this gull. He is reverting to dinosaur mode. I like this gull.


>murders one or two pigeons a day by drowning them in a pond

Man, I never knew gulls could be so brutal. Why can't they just eat breadcrumbs and seeds like a regular bird?


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I have made some playlists on youtube and set those to private(I thought it won't show up to others) but got over 800 views ,weird


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It shows your own I think, I have 20k on some.


Why not just bookmark your favorite videos?


I'd need to make 1975 bookmarks, I use YouTube mostly for music,that has no torrent or isn't free on bandcamp since I don't have money. I already have over 200 bookmarks and searching through it is waste of time.


Link that bad boy If it's not a personal acc I need some more tunes for mine.


You could always download the videos and categories them yourself in file folders. And this way if they get deleted you can have them backed up.


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Damn that's so cool
Youtube videos aren't pure 320kbps and I'm too retarded to have sth that has less than that(expect some very old underground tracks) but I write down the names in notepad.

Here's my liked playlist, I tried to make it contain only music but I don't have much time to recheck it third time.
I'm sorry if U find something dumb I had to delete over 700 furry/mlp/anime/games/earrape videos.
I've listened to a lot of different genres so it's kinda messy playlist.
Some of them may sound like shit but I enjoyed listening to those or found them okayish
Mostly J-core


Similar taste but lots of stuff i've never listened to thanks anon.
don't think I dislike a single song of his.


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Honestly Ya gotta dig through that pile of mediocry music to find some gems for Yourself.
I'm listening through whole playlist and I'm amazed how amazing things I listened to and forgot (none of great full electronic music tho)
I've been listening utsu-p too much few years ago and now I can't stand it. Happens


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Bought Stellaris cheaply on G2A since I enjoyed playing it on pirated version.
Game is expensive af on steam,dlcs add bunch of new things and playing without them is kinda boring.
Game runs much worse than on older versions(those that I played on) previous problems like with gpu going 100% when in alt-tab are still there and much more but I don't want to spam

*puts back my pirate hat on fedora*


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this guy comes up to me he says "how come you're not smokin'" i said "i am smokin', inside"


8ch is in maintenance so I came around here, I hope you have brownies and coacoa


Fucking fuckardy, fuck, fucktarding fuckery, fucked fucklettes, fuckleasing fucklies, fuckraging fuckgasm, fuckfaggot fuckhole fucktism, fuckrare fuckill fuckleashing, fuckreasing fucklottery, fuckpot, fuckass fuckshit fuckwit fucknigger, fuckjokingly fuckspinning fuckbreak, fuckburst of fuckimpacts, fuckhell of fuckfucking. Fuckamen.


wooow soo egy


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I have had this image for a very long time


Nope, not an Edgyptian



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Time flies…


post thing you can, and should do in this world. I'll start.
Stare at a nice wall,
eat some nuggets,
watch some sumo.


Kill some niggers


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get more sleep


Wow, based!


Go back to wizchad


play some minecraft,
throw away your autism test results,
rub a dogs belly,
ask mom for 5$,
join a cult.


Sorry, can't, I don't belong there. I'm not a faggot.


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Are you insulting me?


When someone calls you based they're saying they hold you in the highest esteem. You should be proud of yourself.


No I'm selfish and save insults for myself


Just shut up and accept the compliment, dummy.


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Pull up yo' pants!


are we supposed to be wearing pants?


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Wat if weh don wonts ta puw ups ah motha fuckin pants suckah!


Ah, /r9k/'s single meme. Such a classic of imageboard culture that there will never be need for more.


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>/r9k/'s single meme
Do we even have any memes? I feel like it's just variations of lizard functions, the site is based on a single pun about wizards that's had a surprisingly long life with a consistently good userbase when you take that into account.
Also check my trips you godforsaken niggers.


my life is the meme, and my post are my daily offering, lord satan.


Hello friends


Hello liz. How are you?


Well, I'm new and came from wizchan. What's the culture here that's different from other chans?


Im pretty sure the same normie shitheads who ruined wizchan(the modclique) run this site as well. This is a honeypot continuation of their estalking and harassing people they dont like and ban on wizchan under the guise of being a safespace. The recent mod drama on wizchan probably put them on high alert with the admin so they're looking for fresh blood to feed their narcissistic egos.


I don't personally know the current mod, but lizmin was trying to escape just that.
If you've chatted with him I think it's fairly easy to tell he's not a bad guy.
I think you guys are just a bit paranoid, which is warranted if you've spent time on any other dying from internet exposure image boards, but if all post are just aimed towards warding off new blood the board will eventually die.


Why wouldn't you lurk like a good newfag? Newfags who want to be spoonfed should eat shit and die.
What makes you say that?
If anything the recent posts about people saying this place is bad (like your post here) make me worried that there are wizchan mods coming here trying to make people lose faith in the site because they're worried their group of lolcows will move here where they can't stalk them. These posts are so different from what we normally have, and if it was what you say then it would have been realized years ago.


Mods here are good and props to them.
They're doing their job great and are fast when it comes to deleting adds posts
Lots of immigrants lately,right?


>triple gatekeeping posts right after each other
Seems I was right after all and this chan is already compromised. You fags really are insufferable.


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Then why are you still here? just to bitch and whine?
simply go back to wizchan your complaining about their mods would make a lot more sense.


this is indeed a very gopnik-like chan

all it has is anime basically
the definition of a shithole


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You don't know what gatekeeping is, do you?


This sites not really meant for anything but chatting anonymously, we're just an anonymous group of people that like talking and blogging at each other.


Im obviously here to let people know this site is just a backup for wizchans gay mod clique. You all revealed yourself the moment someone gave you a bit of attention and recognized who you are.


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You know too much, aliens and fbi are already on their way.
I hope U did check Your water because they tend to pollute it with psychotropic drugs.


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>You all revealed yourself

Oh no! He's uncovered the reptile conspiracy! *lizmin pulls lizard mask off to unveil a wizard*


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I have yet to see evidence of this, hell even reasonable speculation would do but you're pulling shit out of your ass to make posters lose faith in Lizmin and co. What you're doing is very transparent, I won't fall for it.


>What's the culture here that's different from other chans?
Lurk and learn, lizling.

I can assure you that the staff here have absolute zero affiliation with w*zchan. If anything, this chan was made less as a backup and more of a fork to escape from the absolute state of """"""wizardry"""""". A disillusioned wizard is a lizard: cold-blooded, and still in opposition to the warmie horde.


sometimes i read something embarrassing or cringey online and pace nervously around my room because of it

actually i do it a lot.


>A disillusioned wizard is a lizard

Lizards aren't wizards. I want nothing to do with those faggots at wizchan.


Do you deny the holocaust as well?


I don't see the relevance of your question but no. I would only criticize the jews trying to weaponize the holocaust but I don't deny it happened.


Not him but it definitely wasn't how they portray it.


you sound like a Rhodesian saying hes french


stop talking in riddles and just make your damn point


Yea I do this but out of boredom and anger.


>Lizards aren't wizards. I want nothing to do with those faggots at wizchan.

>trulizzing this hard

it's like i really am back at w*zchan

brothers we musn't fight, for we only have each other against the warmies that regularly raid us


I can't believe how bad e3 was.
There wasn't even any hilarious advertising and or enough awkwardness. Just mobile games and fallout 76 battle royal.
PSO2, ghostwire, and cyberrpunk look interesting though.


Speaking of E#, I'm unironically looking forward to BOTW2, mostly for the soundtrack though. Played BOTW last year and with a bit of polish the game would be way better, but I generally enjoyed it. But the main thing that I enjoyed was the soundtrack, I really like the motif from the main theme especially.


I'm retarded don't mind me.


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It's so fucking hot that I can't fall asleep AAAAAA


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I think i'd like them too, I've been playing through final fantasy currently but have the essential zelda roms stored. Can't really afford anything but a pc but I think i've seen emulators running breath of the wild really well.


tell me about it. this is the worst time of the year to be a fatliz


What games have people been enjoying? I've been playing on WoW private servers trying to recapture the past. It's been okay.

I also downloaded Tales of Berseria the other day but haven't gotten around to trying it yet.


>tfw your ass sticks to your chair because of the sweat
Hate this time of year.
Recently downloaded dolphin emulator again, been playing Super Mario Sunshine and F Zero GX. Also got MGS2 but I suck dick at stealth games so we'll see how that goes when I get around to it.


ToB is so garbage I closed it after an hour and uninstalled. Pure trash.


I've been playing game gear games on an emulator. Super Columns is a lot of fun, the story mode is a real challenge to beat.


Welp i'm a wage slave now.
I wonder how long it will be until I break down and quit.


ha ha


you won't be laughing when I get a sick 20 tb storage system, and it will only take 5 years.


welcome to the club i guess. btw can you come in early on a monday?


>how long it will be until I break down and quit

When you're an old man with a broken spirit and your heart gives out. This is your life now, wagie.


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can we just take a step backward and see how many people see this vid you posted


pretty similar to how being a neets been to me for the past few years.
Nah I have at least one "I'm about to fucking kill myself" card left, I think.
You should look up doomer music videos, it's not really shocking anymore just sad.


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A while back I saw a bunch of videos like "1 hour of doomer music" and 1 hour of bloomer music". This world just loves taking the playthings of internet virgins and pissing all over them, doesn't it?


whoever created the frozen pizza deserves to win a nobel peace prize


heh, vid related has over a million views and is just one of many that characterizes these memes based on real actual people (many like us) as a kind of mass [ironic] self-conscious Truman Show

what a time to be alive


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I'm mainly pissed at how cuckjak I can't call him by his original name, sorry has been beaten to death as a dead horse and just keeps getting beaten and forced to dress all this disguises to keep warms in the belief that they have original content.
Drives me mad as hell, I even deleted my frogs and jaks folders due to how disgusted they made me feel. The worst part is that we will probably arrive to the mid twenties and people will still post jak and frog variants, but they will never be called with their original names, that's already happening now.


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Is it just me


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Anyone got any favorite pixiv artist? mass downloading


That's gay.
You're gay
I'm gay


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This ayumu guy has some pretty cool stuff, mostly western characters I'm a sucker for anybody who does Spawn well whatever the style. Although he seems to like TLJ so I'm going to have to guess that he's a retard irl.


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what was that, sugar lips?
Nice he has some really good stuff


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I was at a relatives home the other day and was watching television, something I'verefused to pay for for years now. Watched some Mythbusters rerun, Mythbusters was alright tv.

But fucking RIP Disovery. The next thing that came on was The Big Bang Theory. I thought the channel got switched when I wasn't looking. But nope. What the fuck

The absolute fucking state of network television.


That's why you go to the history channel for your alien fix instead.


What's the matter goyim? Why can't Big Bang Theory be a legitimate popular science television series? What's wrong with you?


for me it's the late night nostalgia trip


I somehow never noticed that Sonic is missing his shoes.


it was a different time reptilianon. a simpler and more innocent time



last one for the night. when did it all go so wrong


rip machinimas


Threebrain was tight


>late night nostalgia trip

my contribution


>suicidal doomer playlist
>I just needed someone
>mainstream songs
>no DSBM
Doomer trend is the most retarded thing adored by alt warmies that I've ever seen


Amen to that, brother.


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Could you stop posting cancer wojaks everywhere?


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In one of those nothing to post weeks.
Just keep archiving things and it distracts me.
I think this is healthier than a lot of my other hobbies.
Strange how I find so many things worth saving but have no desire to do so with myself.
The harddrive will just be thrown out or wiped once I'm gone. Maybe I'm just that desperate for something to do.


>Maybe I'm just that desperate for something to do.

The mind is always looking for goals to achieve, even if they're utterly useless and pointless. Ted Kaczynski called these pursuits surrogate activities. We're like the NPCs in video games.


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>lizzie gets a job
Wageslaved for 15 hours straight.
My legs are dead. Good night


*boss calls*
Why aren't you at work? Get off your lazy ass and back to work wagie! We have deadlines and quotas to fill!


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hits too close to home


I'd have to sleep for 20 hours to recover from that.
Yea I'm big on determinism too, I think we're all npcs ultimately even those you'd consider the most likely to be a pc.
Doesn't change much since our perception levies us into a false but comfortable enough for most form of freewill.


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Good afternoon fellow lizzies. Please contemplate this painting and enjoy its atmosphere of quiet and solitude.
I apologize if this post was not to your liking.


This post was not to my liking. I expect a full apology within 24 hours time. You have been warned.


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My apologies, lizzie. Please fill out a form L1-262-A and turn it in to the Lizard Wellness Department within 5 business days for a full refund. While waiting for your refund you may hang out at this guy's comfy campfire.


Just got a 10 tb hard drive, what would be a good use for it? Kind of want to save old goldsrc mods and counter strike maps.


Looks like I'm the first one who made it here. Cranked out a few before panda shutters its doors forever.


Is the main site just down? I thought we were transferring in august.
They were uploading until the end even, I think one of the admins were talking about atleast keeping the data.


>There's a pic of a fanny on the front page of wizchan
Heh, how that site has gone downhill


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all fanny posters go to hell


Kept having dreams where I'd keep stumbling across the bodies a serial killer left behind and taking the money they had on them to pay for hard drives.
I found some really weird stuff that never existed like 12 dollar bills and near 95% off coupons too.


more proof of that sites takeover by queers


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don't look you perverts


who is fanny


Fanny, cunt, pussy, minge, vagina, etc. All slang for same thing



you're thinking of the wrong hole young hatchling


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finally made a real life friend, sure he could have rabies, sure he eats garbage, but who cares?


UwU what a cute furry
If I were Ya I'd try to tame it
But from what I read It's rather hard and that one looks mature making it not easier.
I'd just feed it and admire its cuteness


>come here
>only ever post in this thread
it's a bad feeling


thanks for posting in my thread liz


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Nothing belongs to you kind Lizzie


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Saw a cute lizkid at McD’s today.


fags go to wizchan


hey that was me


Oh look it's thay guy who likes to bait


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Is lizchan kill?


It's always been slow, i'm just not posting because i feel like shit getting over sugar addiction.


i think that this may also have been due to the domain name migration, some lizards may really have thought that lizchan is kill. hopefully they find their way here soon


I'm a fucking wanted criminal now, left walmart without paying for my eggs.
I can only hope they don't delay my inevitable hanging for years.


Shiiieeet, man. That's cold. You a cold-blooded criminal my lizza.


debating on getting my lizgang tat before or after i'm behind bars


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Went to the beach yesterday and took these. Can't see it that well but the first one is a whirlpool.


dat big ass over 4K,3.92 MB picture shows clearly a whirlpool don't worry


Oh, thank goodness it does


Looking good liz, what type of camera did you use?


A Sony Cybershot digital camera, and thanks.


>go downstairs to get snacks
>mother is in bathroom
>she left her computer screen up
>the article she's reading is "the struggles of people diagnosed with autism as adults" or something like that
She knows, lizards.


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>she got him into computers
>can't protect his ass from spying mom
I call it bullshit. No way that autistic pc guy can't do such a simple thing

At least she cares
How bad is it? :-DD


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My mother grounded me for a week when I was younger because I had gotten a comic book with a lady that was wearing your average spandex superhero costume and she still freaks out anytime there's any sort of sexual shit in tv shows or anything, so I can safely assume she has no idea how many doujins I've read.
It was some Spider-man and his Amazing Friends comic that I saw at the library. Not a bad comic iirc. I remember pretty specifically trying to check it out and then she sees the cover and freaks out about how "she might as well be naked". It was some 80s shit like pic related, real tame compared to what was being done just a few years later. And either way it's not like I'd never seen a swimsuit at that age.
Funny thing is, I had planned on using that to practice drawing women, so after that I promptly went on the computer and searched for pictures of comic book women, and that's how I found Rob Liefeld, so that backfired horribly.
All in all my upbringing when it came to my mother was a train wreck. My dad's been alright to me though.
Well back in school when they tried to give me extra time on my tests and shit like that because they diagnosed me with ADHD I didn't let them out of some sort of misguided sense of morality, so I'm assuming that she's going to be cautious about getting me to actually get diagnosed with anything else, if that is her plan. I've never liked going to psychojews or anything of that sort even though it normally goes fine. Never feel comfortable around people who can screw up my record to say I'm a loony just because they didn't get their coffee that day.


plot twist, liz's mom was just diagnosed.
don't woman actually have it more often, it's just commonly undiagnosed unless it's low functioning?
Would you recommend it to someone in the market? looks beautiful but maybe you know of other ones. Wanting to keep it under 200$


Its a great little camera, you can do so much with it. There are slightly cheaper cameras out there, but for what you get its worth the little extra. I shopped around a lot before buying it last year and spec wise it was one of the best in the price range. What do you plan on taking photos of?


i'm sorry, i want to believe in good faith but to me this just screams fake wizchan sob story. honestly all i got is that: "my mom digitally spied on me without ever telling me" which to me is absolutely horrifying if even remotely true, ruins trust instantly.

not to mention that it sounded like that "wizard" is just absolutely incompetent in securing his privacy, letting people access his YouTube AND his home files? uhh pretty much just-left-my-laptop-open-in-the-family-room tier. he then mentions that his browsing history is supposedly clean, probably uses incognito mode thinking it's foolproof security. Idk just doesn't do it for me, far too coincidental, far too likely to be fabricated and homosexual

basically >>4152 is right on the money


Pretty sure it's BPD that women are more likely to get.


I'm just kind of obsessed with preservation, be it random photos, media etc.
Recently went through all the family pictures my grandparents had hoarded and backed them up seeing as disk rot is a thing.
I'm also learning how to grow crops, and next year plan on trying out my knowledge, which would be cool to document. Helping out on a hemp farm for practice too and next year it will be huge.
Very well could be, seems more likely at least.


Please post some photos when you do eventually get a camera, I'd like to see some of your efforts. the only thing I'd add about the camera I recommended is that it lacks waterproofing - though you could easily make a cover for it from a plastic bag.
>Recently went through all the family pictures
I'm doing the same and I'm way in over my head, its defintely going to need a good organisation system


Will do, though where i live it'll be hard to get amazing ones.
>its defintely going to need a good organisation system
Yea I just made folders labeled CD1, 2 etc. We had more than 100, not to mention the ones that aren't on disc.
I like seeing my grandfathers though, they were all soldiers and kind looking people. I'll have to upload a a few black and white ones we've got in a while. as the world looks so much different to me in parallel to now, almost like it was kind of a dream.


Gonno watch some horror movies nothing to post about it seems
i forgot where i put the flashdrive i transferred them too, i'll remember to post them in future.


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Can't believe there wasn't a single survivor.


I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords


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interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater


I'm so bored and unmotivated that…


Spent the whole day sorting my files.
It doesn't even seem like much progress was made, but some thing is comfortable about the process.


this is a good feel


True, going to start on my emulator game collection again. It's a lot harder downloading each game instead of just downloading a 2 tb pack filled with bad games.


>emulator game collection

What systems are you playing?


I haven't been playing much, I've been backing up movies and art and sorting stuff all week.
I've played a little Dynasty warriors 4 and some Socom.
Once I'm done working this weekend I'm going to finally complete Persona 3.


Nice. I hope you at least have a dedicated console to play your roms on like the Nvidia Shield.


Do you use one? If they can play emulators thats neat. I only play games in my room though, made a point to read when i have to go out


I mostly use cheap Chinese handhelds to play emulators. The controls are way better than a computer keyboards.

I thought about getting a Nvidia Shield but I don't spend enough time on my TV to warrant the buy.


Is there a better browser than Firefox? Had to switch to it and it's so much better.
Yea people are putting emulators on everything these days, emulation seems to be speeding up from what i've seen, it's fun just watching the progress.


I use Firefox too because it's so much easier and I can't think of a better browser for PC to be honest. For Android I prefer Duck Duck GO but there isn't the option for extensions unfortunately.


For me it's Waterfox, the superior firefox fork that's not by (((Firefox))). Also, it's not as unusable as GNU IceCat which broke all of my extensions. For Android I use Naked Browser, which uses stock webview and has a minimist UI that may not appeal to everyone but is super fast when you get the hang of it. Don't fall for the (((Chrome))) or (((Firefox))) false dichonomy in browsers for PC or phone.


>surfs on warm meme site
>reads comments
>some norman rping asperger thinking that this condition is total recall and everyone falls for it.
I can't bare how one can be so stupid and pitiful. This tilted me so much.
Need to find some other entertainment when I'm in braindead state.


>winbows 10
>"plug your PC now"
>turns off immediately


Visited my grandparents today,
Helped grandpa change his password, taught him how to use google drive and explained how it works.
I've seen him playing some candy crush like game on win10 store,promised to install some games next time I visit. He was a little hyped for it,really heartwarming.
Gave me some cash, gonna buy new shoes since 2 of my 3 pairs have holes.
Comfy day


Just fixed mines internet and some cleaning and he bought me enough food for the next two weeks. Having good grandparents is essential for any neet, they buy you stuff and staying with them often helps your parents kick you out less early.


as soon as you left your gramps probably started checking out some porn websites


Why else would he own a pc, he only looks up bikes as a cover up. No man who never closes their door to sleep but does to browse the internet is innocent.


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today's the day
will the candy kill me or will i survive while watching tard slashers


did your survive?


He did not. Another Lizzie Got scammed


that guy is fucking dead


It's just so sad


>will the candy kill me

ffs fatliz eat something other than sweets. you don't want to lose your feet


fatliz doesn't need feet, that's not how he rolls


he's going to have a real tough time crawling into the dumpsters at his local mcdonald's after he loses them


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I'm going to quit imageboards for awhile.
I'll always be a lizard but interaction with people is driving me insane.
Thanks lizmin and lizards, will always be my favorite chan.


You won't be a lizard anymore the warmies will assimilate you


Stay frosty liz


>I'm going to quit imageboards

Wow, so bold!


See ya tomorrow anon


Wasn't sleeping sleeping 28 hours to change my waking up clock at 6 a.m .
It didn't go well,slept 18 hours and woke up at 13.
Mission failed


You ever make a reply alluding to some obscure phenomenon that you hope someone someday will stumble across and have a nostalgic chuckle about?


nope. i wish i was clever enough to make posts like that


I miss magicchan and wiz(ard)chan 2013 - 2017.


I feel like a bunch of wizards and apprentices have just vanished from the internet these last 2 or 3 years.


I almost made it two weeks, that's the longest i've not used an imageboard ever since i discovered them. kind of a sad fact.
It's not like i left my room.
I know, i was trying to appear humble, it was quite a feat indeed.


All of us mages miss it. I still go to the homepage in hopes that its all a dream.


Over 30 elder lizard here, I'm still around. I've been posting on these kinds of imageboards for well over three years and my life hasn't changed, I've just gotten older and fatter.

These sites attract a lot of younger guys who are going through a phase. They come and go.


I noticed I was in a nightmare after finding things off with my surroundings, like there being two trees in my yard where there would have been one, two of the same vehicles in our driveway but one crashed. I told my grandparent "we're in a dream right now" in which they replied "this is a dream?" and after a moment started crying.
Then I woke up and couldn't move my body, and a blurry version of me started suffocating me with a pillow as I failed yelling for help.
Welp back to sleep, sweet dreams lizards.


Sounds like sleep paralysis.


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Yea it's been happening more and more as I grow up, haven't had a dream all month though so this one surprised me.
Always starts with me thinking I woke up, can hardly open my eyes so everything's blurry, I can try to move my hardest and the most I can manage is falling out of bed, then I can sense something watching me and If I don't wake up quickly it comes to fuck with me.
Then I wake up in my bed covered with drool and sometimes wielding a fear boner.


Well look on the bright side, fear boners are some of the best kind of boners.


>blurry version of me started suffocating me

Dream within dreams are the worst. I've had them before where I thought I was awake and out of the fucked up dream world only to look around my bedroom and see that everything is blurry and off.


What would you do with 60 tb of hard drive space?
Yea I think it's a trained response, as I used to escape nightmares when I was about to die by closing my eyes and thinking of waking up.
Now my minds adapted where i'll just stay dreaming but wake up in my room until i keep fighting it.


>60 tb of hard drive space

hope that the hard drive in external (would want ssd in the actual computer) and hoard media


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the dumbass normie who made this actually thinks guys like us use smartphones


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what a retard doesnt he know that lizards dont wear clothes?


Personally I stand on the chair waving my phone around repeating "I just can't seem to get a connection" with the thing turned off.


I'm more of a man spread while reading tard fiction kind of man.
That or I just layback and day dream.
Yea it is, though i'm shucking two of them.
that's my main mission at the moment, collecting about every type of media but most my time will be spent searching for things I may have missed in which i'd cherish. Book will be exceptionally difficult but at least they don't take much space.
I'm forced to when i leave my room, civilized my ass this world is a prison of cotton.


they must of never seen a lizard in his natural environment, laying down naked in a darken room with a big blankie to keep himself warm

hello boomer lizard


Sorry for blogpost
Tomorrow I have an interview for junior software tester. Hopefuly I wont panic or act autistic. If I don't get it job in KFC is avaible starting from wednesday. I quit studying because gotta move out soon and uni from monday to friday is waste of time, that system doesn't work for me. Can't learn a shit with ppl around. Gonna post how did it go
If it weren't You Lizzies I'd probably be dead or homeless.
Thank You for help and keeping this site alive. I'm really happy


Sounds like an important interview, if you're anything like me you'll be shaking like a leaf. Hopefully there's not too many dot heads in your area and jobs like that are actually in demand.


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Damn I'm sure of myself I don't stress about going outside and talking to ppl that interview gonna be easy peasy lemon squezy. I just had to rethink all that stuff and my social phobia is gone, I can't imagine how I could stress about those silly things.

Turned out that I'm still a retard I was stuttering and shaking while squishing my fingers. When they asked about the pay I gave them netto instead of brutto so that's the lowest pay it can be.
Gonna work at kfc and when I get bored,exit bag but that's after trying amanita muscaria mding, if that won't help then I'm out


>rethink all that stuff and my social phobia is gone

Amazing. Even after doling money out to a therapist I couldn't overcome my social phobia


Not sure which one of us didn't get the joke


some black people would kill to be payed while being around fried chicken liz.
Sucks that it happened like that, I'd do the same thing. Kind of gave up on a job in tech atm and would aim more towards manual labor or night time stock boy positions.


Also fun fact my family is banned from our local KFC because my grandpa got angry at their service and called the workers niggers (they didn't give him a pass beforehand).


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>called the workers niggers
thats pretty baste


Me. I'm too autistic to recognize irony.


Visited grandparents, granny wanted me to eat barley soup with millet and cream. Explained her why I cant (allergies) several times but she got upset so I just ate it.
Now my urine is pink/reddish,gotta act more assertive or I'm gonna die on christmas day


stand up to her and demand tendies or you're going home.
You're a grown man and shes treating you like a soup guzzling child.
I wish my pee was red that'd be cool.


>barley soup with millet and cream

Yuck! Old people soup!


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There are two guys working in kfc that are from India.
They both speak english and one knows some polish words. Nobody talks to them because of language barrier.
I've never been so close to one so I was curious and decided to talk with them. Told me that I'm the first Pole they met that can speak english so well.
it suprised me because I only spoke to a teacher for like 3 months once every week for less than hour
They gave me a free ride to home even though it wasn't on their way.

but the important thing is that I didn't stress at all and talking was more natural than in native language I wasn't even stuttering (that sometimes happens). I was speaking normally instead of quietly,had courage to say what I think.

It's bizzare, I'm either scared of white faces or Polish language makes my brain lag


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>befriending poos


might not be a bad idea, poos are generally less unfriendly than most white people I ever meet. May just keep it an acquaintance like friendship to test their personalities for now though.


whatever, just dont be surprised when they decide to shit up your street.


>less unfriendly than most white people

I live in an area with a large population of Indians and my opinion of them is the complete opposite. They like taking shit about you in their language and they seethe with hatred a lot of the time. Watch the video for examples of this. If I were you I'd try to keep it formal between you and the Indians you work with.


Oh I'm not the guy interacting with them, i'm a useless neet.
>dont be surprised when they decide to shit up your street.
I hope part of getting your greencard as an indian is mandatory potty training.
>opinion of them is the complete opposite.
Completely valid, personal experience vs. personal experience. All depends on the individual and your surroundings.
I think in the case of the video most people see tourist of india as rich and different so hate is bound to arise (plus they're all poor and dirty it's probably natural to grimace at the closest noise/anchor to reality that's not entertaining you).


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That's what noticed too. They asked a lot of personal questions which is considered rather inappropriate here but I don't care about my country's shitty social norms.
They seem very outgoing and relaxed but it may be to soon to say that since I've met them yesterday.
Oh and one is very religous with dot on his forehead.
this guy etiquette is shit, even I know more about it from 10 minute read lol and also what >>5285 said.

I'd like to point that I'm not a person that craved for social interaction or was sad about being friendless lol.
I've never had oppurtunity to talk with any foreigner in english,it's a great oppurtunity to become more fluent in speaking that's why I do this.
Also learning about different culture is entertaining to me


>personal experience vs. personal experience

No sorry, but I can't let you off here. I've had more experience with poos than any white man should ever have to go through and my opinion of them is the objective reality on what they're like.

>hate is bound to arise

Only Indians would mistreat a tourist to that level.


Kind of want to watch a television show where a group of people dress as aliens and kidnap people but god has forbidden it to exist.


>dress as aliens and kidnap people

and what, give people anal probes and whatever? wtf


They wouldn't think they were real aliens if there wasn't even a mention of anal probes, it's strictly for realism.


you're sick


it's this world that's sick,
where's my alien/robot cosplay sumo tournament?


A family member got robbed, and after getting to know him while working with him this summer, while I may disagree on how to spend my life as most men do to certain levels, my blood is boiling.
This happened when another family member died as well, someone robbed his house right after he was declared dead.
This has killed off any desire to work for wealth, while those of better heart than me get duped daily. A world where those who try to be good get punished for it unless they're lucky. I can see myself in them, i'm not as good, but I'm already used to getting used. It doesn't hurt any less each time. Think i'll just stay in my room as long as I possibly can.


>used to getting used

That's probably for the best. It's a sad realization but a lot of human interaction is just people trying to tear each other down in order to get little ego boosts.


Yea, it's just a shame it is that way in general. I need to get myself to focus on these things less, at least then i'd be caught up in my fantasies instead of ruminating of unfortunate circumstances.


>caught up in my fantasies

that's what I spend most of my days doing as well


Woah mommy found my shroombag.
I had a threat of being kicked out so many times that I became immune and took not living here as a present fact.
At least maybe the consequences will add more spice to my boring life.


>found my shroombag

tell her you like the taste of dried mushrooms and demand your bag back


anything cum of it? tell her she wasn't feeding you well enough so you had to start foraging for sustenance.


man, i thought lizchan was dead because .org was down and i didn't know about the new domain
I'm kinda upset that I missed out on the last 5 months, but i'm so happy i could cry right now


welcome back liz


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yes, had 3 yields. There would be probably 4th one. She found it day after harvesting so it was empty.
I bought the kit like 4 or 5 months ago because I didn't get a single penny for nearly a whole year, like literally nothing from her.
>if you want money go to work
She wanted me to work and go to uni monday-friday so I decided to grow, bought it for the last savings that I had(it was cheap).
It was hidden in pc case for 2 grows but after hearing that I had to move out too many times, I stopped to care and placed it behind the desk.
Oh and I didn't upset her even once, she just takes her anger on me lol.
I'm the best lizmaid and she doesn't notice how clean I keep the whole flat.
I have 3 pairs of shoes and 2 of them have holes since a long time also I'm addicted to nicotine so I needed to have that vape juice.
Mommy earns a good cash and her 2nd husband much more + father keeps paying alimony.
I don't get anything for no reason, it's not like the fault is on my side.
oh and shrooms weren't for my use mostly, like I had a two small trips and tried MDing for a week but it doesn't work well on me, just writting that so ya don't think that I'm a junkie and that's why I don't get the cash


or was it 4


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sorry to hear that anon, its always the same shit, roastie mother being a roastie mother and doing roastie motherly things

hope things get better anon, have some comfy anime girls in hopes they brighten your mood


welcome back liz, we're here to stay for good


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>both the ventilations thread and this one are already on the bump limit
wew, we'll see if another thread is made, in the meantime I'll post this that was for the other thread.
If there's something that drives me mad, is fake dichotomies that are bringed up whenever someone confronts another guy.
>you shit on me shilling a team? you must be a nigger from the rival team
>you're not against the president? you must be a supporter of israel
>you're not pissed about a group? then you must be an apologist of them and one of them
And this methodology is spreading very fast lately, it's ridiculous how thinking stuff and how it would develop/what would be the outcomes is thrown away from the window and everyone has resorted to a mentality of us vs them.


You don't support Isreal? What an anti-semite! You should be put to death! Start the oven, Goldbergenstein!
This dichotomy thinking is very useful for controlling cattle. I'm not sure if it would be better for them to all be completely aimless. It is annoying as hell though.





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